Well, the white radish mountain seal next to the word "effective" just came up automatically and the right side of the paper was stamped with a red stamp!
In an instant, this will suddenly rise in the wind, and then it will burn like a raging fire, and thousands of golden rays will fly in all directions, and then it will melt into the rocks and trees and disappear in an instant …
"What’s the situation?" Xu Zhihu and a large group of monsters were dumbfounded.
In a moment, I saw several wolves, insects, tigers, leopards, rabbits and wild birds in those rocks and trees, and they were forced to go straight to their homes in pairs with their eyes full of hearts. Those impatient guys couldn’t wait for the door … Well, omit a hundred words!
I’m really in a hurry to have a second child. Does that mean this will take effect?
This is also ok. A large group of monsters have their eyes straight, and the pig is even more tearful. "How can it be that we have so much energy and have no old Xu to write casually … am I mistaken? Even the mountains look at their faces these days?"
How do I know that Xu Zhihu’s bowl is very hard? He suddenly moved thoughtfully in his heart and turned to the old room. "Wait, maybe …"
That’s right. Empress Shijie looked at him with a smile. "Although even the palace is not white, your room will be integrated with Dongshan, but now the fact is that your room is indeed integrated with Dongshan. Generally speaking, your room is Dongshan, Dongshan is your room …"
Okay, it sounds a little evasive. Maybe Zhihu is scratching his head
As long as you can understand, Empress Shijie waved her hand and turned to look at the pig. They said, "Well, since Zhihu has done it, he will be the new mountain god of Dongshan from now on … Well, who has any comments?"
What other opinions can there be? A large group of monsters can stare at each other and stare at each other.
The pig was strong and depressed for a long time and finally bit his hoof. "Forget it. Anyway, Lao Xu is one of our own. If he wants to be a good one, let him be a good one. But let me say yes first. Lao Xu, you won’t force us to pay taxes after becoming an official. Let us pay tribute and have our first night, right?"
Stop it. What do I need for my first night?
Xu Zhihu can’t help but look forward to heaven. Life is really wonderful. I didn’t even work as the leader of the closing team before crossing. Only a few days after crossing, I directly joined the public service team … Well, then again, what level is the mountain god equivalent to the head of the township? Can I get an invoice for dinner?
However, at this time, Empress Shijie smiled and waved, "Come and come to Zhihu. Now that you are the God of Dongshan Mountain, the palace has a duty to explain to you!"
When it comes to the word duty, she suddenly has a serious face, and all the monsters around her feel that dignified atmosphere and can’t help but be quiet.
"Er, Empress, you said …" It’s hard for Xu Zhihu to be seated by this kind of atmosphere.
"That’s right." Empress Shijie nodded with satisfaction and gently coughed a few words. "So Zhihu, from today on, you will be the god of Dongshan Mountain. In the future, the god of Dongshan Mountain will be responsible for managing this side of the landscape. The so-called thunder and rain are all the mountains of Ende …"
"Come on, everyone is busy. Can you be blunt?" Xu Zhihu couldn’t help wiping his cold sweat.
"Straightforward …" Empress Shijie seriously thought about it and suddenly rolled up her sleeves and slammed the table. "Let’s just take care of Dongshan. Don’t let these unreliable guys fool around and take them to practice … and if someone wants to rob Dongshan, they will be beaten to death by the palace!"
If you had said that, you would have finished!
Xu Zhihu breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look at the red face and purple purple behind them. "Well, actually, I think I will do my best in Dongshan even if I am not the mountain god. After all, I live here now and I am very good with everyone. Maybe I will raise red in the future … I will hide!"
I knew it. I knew that that silly girl in the back would be proud. He was very skilled. He bent down to avoid the spider web coming from behind. Oh, hehehe, is the same trick for the saint …
That’s good, that’s good. Empress Shijie smiled and picked up the white radish. It was irresponsible to throw it "to pick up the seal!" "
Sweat a Xu Zhihu hurriedly went to catch it.
In an instant, he hugged the seal of the mountain god, and in an instant, the whole Dongshan mountain suddenly roared and shook. The dense pine forest around the silk cave seemed to be neat and spiritual, and the crown of the tree hung neatly towards him, just like seeing the company.
What’s even weirder is that at this moment, the rich mountain aura was suddenly instilled into his old room through the seal of the white radish mountain god, and then it seemed that most of it was injected into the alchemy rice pot by the shape force.
Get enough aura to inject into the whole rice cooker and let out several green lights. Actually, this instant has risen by another order. You know, under normal circumstances, it takes five or six thousand lingshi to make the rice cooker rise again.
"Er, is this the welfare of mountain gods?" Xu Zhihu was surprised.
"Not only that, we also have a year-end bonus and paid vacation. After 500 years, the mountain god can also be divided into a set of fairy homes!" Empress shiji answered with a serious hand and patted the edge of the bed-
The big bed suddenly rose in the red light, and by the way, it was swept away. Now I dare not move the red dumpling. The reality is full of depression. Niu Mowang "Oh, hehehe, back to the mountain. Tonight, the palace will stay up all night to give birth to a lot of small suns to feed the zombie game …"
"Why do you always feel that you have made a mistake, Empress?" Xu Zhihu scratched his head and just watched the big bed disappear in the distant sky.
In the golden sunshine at noon, he stayed for a while and looked at the white radish mountain seal in his hand. Suddenly there was a very unreal feeling. "Well, I’m really a …"
Hua Yi, before he came to think about it, suddenly he saw hundreds of monsters behind him neatly dressed and bowed respectfully to him. "Meet the Lord of the Mountain God and congratulate him on becoming the Lord of Dongshan!"
What Xu Zhihu stunned looking at their first reaction is-there is a conspiracy! Damn it, there must be a conspiracy!
Sure enough, just a moment ago, the pig was respectful and strong-willed, and they suddenly smiled at him and drowned him directly-
"Oh, ha, ha, ha, old Xu, you are a mountain god. Should you take care of our brothers? For example, I said just now that it is very good to get married and not accept the dowry. Let’s stamp it …"
"What do you think, Zhihu? You know how the serpent treats you! It just so happens that I’m going to build a cave house on Dongpo, but the nearby rabbit demon always says that I block their light. Do you think it’s possible … the back door? How can this be called the back door? Is this human kindness? "
"You guys don’t want to take advantage of Zhihu!"
"See, it’s still the best in my home!"
"That’s true, but Zhihu, do you think we will order the mountain rouge gouache shop and milk powder shop to have a 50% discount … Hey, you said it’s none of your business. We can … feed, I’m not finished yet. Zhihu, where are you going?"
Chapter 31 Cut the demon those things
Sometimes this thing is like traffic. You, you still have a lot of endless results, and then you just sent a WeChat, and in a blink of an eye, holy shit …
It’s been two months since winter came and spring came, and it’s already spring in Dongshan Mountain. Romantic mountain flowers are gradually blooming in the mountains. Winter snow melts into streams and meanders along the verdant pine forest path …
In the warm sunshine in the afternoon, a large group of monsters gathered outside the silk cave and happily played the newly popular football game. Six little loli frowned and sat by, eating steaming cream cakes, and the ponytail shook neatly in the gentle spring breeze.
"It’s not fair that you can have a holiday and I have to stay at home and work hard?"
In the old room next door to Pansidong, Xu Zhihu looked at the table and looked at the Dongshan Monthly Account Table. Those scary red deficits could not help but burst into tears. Your sister agreed to have a leisurely life as a public servant. What about drinking tea, speculating in stocks and reading newspapers?
Well, this thing has to start from two months ago-
At that time, after the Red War, Empress Shijie threw a white radish mountain god and took away the red dumpling by the way. The real person didn’t know how she handled it, but during this period, the Double Snake Sect in Dongjiang suddenly disappeared, and even the Double Snake Sect didn’t ask, let Xu Zhihu prepare for most of the winter in vain.
On the other hand, it is still resentful that Niu Mowang, the eldest sister-in-law, is seducing her. It seems that she is also "willing" to invest in Shijie Empress. It is said that this guy has been busy serving tea and sending water to the laundry stack in the Bones Cave recently, and he is occasionally responsible for being a lightning rod when the Empress is sick. It is estimated that she hasn’t come to rob Chijie for a long time.
So, without external pressure, Zhihu’s daily life should be very leisurely. Every day, she grinds her teeth with Chijie and feeds Zizi.
But the problem is that I never imagined that it would be so hard to pick up the mountain gods at will. God knows how Dongshan can be so poor. No, no, no, it is no longer a poor problem. It is simply an economic depression, a debt crisis and a rising unemployment rate. Greece is even worse than Greece-
Because of the serious damage to Dongshan Mountain in the previous chaotic war, especially because Pansi Cave was bombed by Chijiao, it needs a large sum of money to renovate it.
In order to promote the prosperity of Dongshan, Donghu Square City, halfway up the mountain, will also expand the pig’s heroic spirit. Although they all volunteered to help, the box lunch had to be served by the mountain god’s adult. It happened that these guys all ate a lot of food and the money was enough to bankrupt Dongshan.
By the way, when it comes to monsters, it’s also necessary to schedule the practice of Dongshan Group Demons to prevent the real human guys from making trouble again. But you know, since you have to practice seriously, there’s no time to go out and rob and earn a living, right? Besides, it’s very expensive to practice this kind of thing, and all kinds of Dan medicine cheats have to be reimbursed by the government.